Sam? Yo, Sammy. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

We're out of booze.

And-- My friends? You guys. You know who you are. [ Little, hiccupy sort of... giggle, almost. ]

Look, Sam, I got friends. And you said I wasn't a people person.

...how are you guys?

Me, I'm dandy. My wings went from pink to rainbowSweet, right? And yet Captain McSparkles over there isn't ( Read more... )